𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social Former gifted child, current average child
Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social RiffTrax & MST3K Writer / Producer
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
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RB @theryanbrown.bsky.social If you're MAGA, eat a dick.
80-grade height
#FountainsUp
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com
Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.com / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
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father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald @giromide.online Coffee, Cubs, CPAP, Pilates, ex-Keto, possibly pre-GLP-1
@jollygoodginger.bsky.social @jollygoodginger.bsky.social 
Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social Berkeley professor, former Secretary of Labor. Co-founder of @inequalitymedia.bsky.social and @imcivicaction.bsky.social.
Substack: http://robertreich.substack.com
Buy my new book: https://sites.prh.com/reich
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Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com Independent journalist, SnapStream brand ambassador, and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter https://www.publicnotice.co/subscribe
Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social Storyteller. 
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
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New lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social There's no business
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🏴🏴☠️
il/lui
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(we follow our contributors)
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paulftompkins.com/live
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POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social Senior Digital Editor for MeidasTouch.com
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https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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▪️Vote▪️
St Paul, Minnesota
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A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
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Pants "load bearing" edition @pantsbenjamin.bsky.social I'm only here to make you happy
www.twitch.tv/tptv
niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social not too off-puttingly handsome
Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com Defending democracy. Confronting hate. Speaking truth to power - and the angry mob. NewsChannel 5 chief investigative reporter. Chancellor, duPont, Peabody awards. RTDNA Lifetime Achievement. Pulitzer finalist. Per John Oliver: “Nashville’s Nosiest Bitch.”
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Oharabobara @oharabobara.bsky.social 90% politics and 10% dogs, 100% human.
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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybismt6qfj5ly4n3qnrjqm3n/feed/aaaeuhifnm5ny
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social shrimp-eating
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social ⓘ this user has a line separating good and evil passing not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through his heart -- and through all human hearts
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
Jason @longwall26.bsky.social Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social ...striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home. My pronouns are: He / him / Uncle Woo-Woo.
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social Enthusiast
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
whatatimepod.com
THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social 
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If you have a style question, search:
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Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
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Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer 
hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social Official. Our LP The World is To Dig is here. Multi-night stands right now in Milwaukee Madison Kansas City St Paul Minneapolis Austin Dallas Houston Washington DC / NEW YEARS EVENTS in Montclair and New Haven! www TMBG com for detes and tickets.
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
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https://linktr.ee/mobute
Jon Hall @hallcommajon.bsky.social I am a short man who enjoys reading funny things. Also singer and guitar player for the Big Cats of Austin, Texas. He/him
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UnderwaterGhost @underwatercop.bsky.social Wolves wouldn't have me. I had to raise myself. Fuckin' words and such.
Connor @edgarallanlo.bsky.social 
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Brian Shea @brianpshea.bsky.social Executive Editor at Game Informer. Host of the All Things Nintendo podcast.
📍 St. Paul, MN
Riley Fox @rileyfox.bsky.social Writer. Former comic. Prog & metal nerd. Currently residing in tropical Denver, Colorado. Immortal for a limited time. ♾️
DaOldDerbyBastard @daoldderbybastard.bsky.social I live in a state that cut funds to education while building a life-sized Noah’s Ark
Collin McDonough @cmcdonough.bsky.social I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms.
I do nonprofit government affairs and political consulting. Opinions are mine and do not represent those of my employers.
Detroit, MI.
https://substack.com/@momentumadvocacy
Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social A fax machine is just a surprise printer.
Reskeets mean I love you.
LINKS
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Decent Skeetcents: https://tinyurl.com/DecentSkeetcents
Ron's Favstar: https://tinyurl.com/RonsFavstar
knth @paintedeel.bsky.social 
Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social 1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
dan mentos @danmentos.com 
sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social Not exactly nailing it 🌈
brent @murrman5.bsky.social https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
Hambone @toomanytoes.bsky.social Fartpoop
Nap @naps911.bsky.social I beg to differ.
Blake Marquardt @mistermarquardt.bsky.social 
@bunchofbugs.bsky.social @bunchofbugs.bsky.social 
willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social a buddy
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social housebroken, but not socialized
raymz @raymz.bsky.social A very good boy
Award-winning idiot & award-losing newsletter writer: https://tinyurl.com/TheBlotterNewsletter
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Phil @celticwombat.bsky.social Southern transplant to San Francisco, husband, proud dog father, sports lover (Ole Miss, Memphis Grizzlies, LA Rams), and retired banker.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar
Austin, TX