Cute Girl Vanessa @cutegirlvanessa.bsky.social Once and future cutie.
maisie @maisie.dog 29 she/her/it
climb walls and feed crows :)
Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social She/Her 🍉
Bsky is my spam acct basically
r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social marxist | alleged Balkan war criminal | auDHD | nor a kleyner proste yat | NB (they/them)
acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social rhymes like dimes, loyle to my capo, IT engineer, spurs/stros/bosox/pats/aces, five star man, he/him/dirty commie
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social OKC sludge.
Check out our Linktree for contact info and other important stuff.
https://linktr.ee/chatpileband
Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social Reporter | eoinhiggins@gmail.com | Signal: eoinhiggins.413
https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/eoin-higgins/owned/9781645030461/
katie @supermathskid.bsky.social still not a real question
whatever my latest is: www.iflscience.com/dr-katie-spalding
Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app ✊🏾 • Beer • SSF2X • おつまみ大好き • DrinkLocal • Lakers (1981-2026) • Dodgers • 阪神タイガース • Joshi Puroresu • お相撲 • Bleeding Heart 🍻 • Fei Long • 春麗 • Karin Kanzuki • Jamie Siu 🍶
Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social This is a personal account, and there might not be as many baseball posts as you might expect! This is for the best. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social
Iggy's Mom @raptorial-notage.bsky.social running this account for my dear iggy r.i.p 🪦💐
david malki ! @davidmalki.com 🎩 hi there! it's malki from wondermark
🖋️cartoonist, designer, game maker
🔗 my various links: linkpop.com/malki
🦋 comics posted at: @wondermark.com
🔩 card game: Bolted! wondermark.com/bolted
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social Oh god not again (📺🎬: ITG, 📚: Curtis Brown)
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus I'm nat, definitely not mr pussy 👍
I worked for the labor movement for over a decade. now I do fun little videos, comedy writing, and a secret third thing
https://youtube.com/@takemywifi plz sub I'm still new 🥺👉👈
📍sillydelphia 🏴
posted via prison nokia
pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz go birds. say it back.
gobirds.online
fightins.online
goflyers.online
gosixers.online
doop.monster
#brassicagang
sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social next station is the end of history, please gather your belongings as you exit
Karleigh Chardonnay Webb @karleighchardonnay.bsky.social unapologetically Black and trans. she/her. journalist, socialist, athlete. CEO/Executive Editor/Sportscaster For CharSports 1, Contributor to Outsports and the Transpositions video news magazine.
Proud Lady Knight of the Fourth Estate
#GoUNorthwestern
Rosie (she/her) @airfriedrosie.bsky.social Trans accomplice. Feminist. Nerd. Permanently anxious and exhausted. Luddite. I have cats.
Krisi 🏳️⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social Left
Autistic
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social Bone Jail
I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time
instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social Postdoc at @opioidcobre.bsky.social. Translational transdisciplinary drug scientist, harm reductionist, artist, paramedic, chemistry enthusiast, Texan. she/her/ella
Shop: pinpenmerger.etsy.com
Venmo: claireifc
lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social idiot savant
instagram.com/lahlahlindsey
Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social Prints available here: https://store.falseknees.com/
Shar A @sharal.bsky.social You’ll mostly get Simpsons references out of me.
Huge Beatles fan. Will quote anything I find funny with no original thoughts of my own.
I love history, music, comedy, football & walking around old ruins.
#PUSB https://www.instagram.com/shar_al__/
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
noam @noamchompers.bsky.social lecturer. soon to be lecturer (weirdly an important difference)
Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of THE COMPLETE KENNECTIONS (http://bit.ly/4qUcbhK) and a bunch of other stuff.
Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social Your goth cousin's friend. Standup comedian in NZ. I 🖤 horror movies. Ngāi tahu.
Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social the sandwich was full of all kinds of things
knth @paintedeel.bsky.social 
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
Alex Press @alexnpress.bsky.social I’m me ✌️
August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social Your face is good. I am a Soos.
Jamie Ding @feathersmcg.bsky.social he/him | Erstwhile streamer of cryptic crosswords and Kingdom Hearts at https://twitch.tv/FeathersMcG
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social Known for my iconic bits
I Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social Quotes from Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (Lenin)
https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/index.htm
Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social 18+ | she/her | bi
casual gamer, newbie streamer, meme lover
playing now: oblivion remastered
https://twitch.tv/kenzienotkenzie
*mdni*
drew @dogballs.info writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online writer and coffee professional, Bon Appétit, Serious Eats, Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places.
I also have a newsletter: https://jesseraub.online
Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social Sentient Meat Construct w/ 364 points of articulation and 3 preset modes: invent, design, create
Keithdecent.com
biggs @heybiggs.bsky.social i'm the screaming guy from the emmy award winning intro to the X-Files (a television show)
freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
bango @bangoladderdunk.bsky.social ooft
Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social Public radio reporter in Connecticut. One-time Bart Harley Jarvis of the Oklahoma press corps. CUNY grad. Replacement-level infielder for the Hartford Dark Twains Sandlot Baseball Club. he/him
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart the Macho Man.
Milwaukeean. I wrote Health Justice Now, a book about Medicare for All and beyond. Hong for Governor policy director 2K26, database goon @ Defector
https://error.malware-virus.biz
Jaime Narnia Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social probably gonna get something to eat
Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social "the Pepsi of Austrian writing." do not be weird at me online. buy bumper stickers, from me, at https://mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com/
James @james.tarnation.lol This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu
📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social Let’s go ham fighters!
tinybaby @tiny.baby 
Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social I am attacked forever and always
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social i dont even know anymore
Writer/director at Secret Base - youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Screw Tape Letters @muleskinnerpress.net APOPHANY and KENTUCKY MEAT SHOWER now hosted at Kittysneezes.com. Words in Typebar Magazine, I Have That on Vinyl, Cobblestones, and others.
ohseanofnoise @ohseanofnoise.bsky.social He/Him/His • Minneapolis • Musician (Night Audit, Astronomique, The New Monarchs) • DJ Hey There Handsome • Retired Trivia Host • #coffeewaterdietcoke
Music Links:
www.linktr.ee/nightaudit
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online Mr. Kickass
Mark @markw.bsky.social Boys in the Band Ordered Boat Drinks
Profile pic by @rabidya.art
Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social The furies are in the mirror
Mazovian socioeconomics enjoyer
He/Him
Plug McSassy @sj.gg NYT journalist
hostage negotiator (kidnapper)
endorsements ≠ endorsements
he/him/himbo
check out my website
Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
Drew @4484.cool Cathat
He/him
greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com PhD in Yo Momma
Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social SATX-based writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames
Avatar by @catie.bsky.social
mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports.
sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social Man, just some dude
https://hiddenfountain.bandcamp.com
Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social photos guy and space doctor and former ohioan who lives on a farm in oregon (mdni)
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.
Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city I spend a lot of time thinking about all the ghosts that live in old electronics.
Preservation, art, old tech.
18+ only
Something beautiful is going to happen.
(she / they)
Writing: antientro.pics
Patreon: www.patreon.com/caraesten
Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social Online store selling items for everyday household needs.
Soon I will be executed.
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Darkhorse, other places
alexanderblechman.com
filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social half sharkalligator, half man.
filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2
🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social I probably was already following you on twitter, when it existed, back when it was good
John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social @Leavittalone from Twitter . Writer and cartoonist. Seen in The Toast, New Yorker, The Awl, The Nib, Racked, The Rumpus, The Baffler, etc. That guy you met at that party once. http://www.leavittalone.com/
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social MPLS
listen to my band, Unstable Shapes - https://linktr.ee/unstableshapes
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social Reporter at @Gizmodo.com.
I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at @Paleofuture.com since 2007.
Email: mnovak@gizmodo.com
Signal: mattnovak.11
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm
https://ko-fi.com/abbyc0715 for tips if you got em?
amy brown @amybrown.xyz wife, mother, poster
bay area via dayton, ohio
✨ amybrown.xyz ✨
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social 15 years of saved tweets.
@tfederman.bsky.social
garin | comms open @garin.bsky.social Freelance illustrator | he/him
📩Contact: garincomms@gmail_com
👩🎨Portfolio: https://garin-art.carrd.co/
📚Patreon: http://patreon.com/kattapulka