cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
antisocial influencer
[she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom
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at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
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Whole person.
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please use alt text.
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——
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social robin sky leigh
writer & socialist working on labor, capitalist globalization, and the calculation and modeling of the vast socialized harms behind privatized profits.
she | her
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the thing with the stuff:
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Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: “Marked safe from explosive diarrhea.”
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SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
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Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
🔀⚧️
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fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
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Movies::Art::Plants::Games
Ian Hackingpilled
queer eepy lil guy🚰🏳️⚧️↙️↙️↙️
discord:queer_starshine
She/they
New tolkien quote of the day everyday five(ish) days of the week
i RS a lot of mutual aid posts some nsfw🔞
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden jake: lab/pit mix
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any/all
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Liberals DNI 🚫
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🎥 learning to make movies
📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy
she/they #hoh #bi🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
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https://www.patreon.com/SERansdell
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woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
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RIP Christina, December 2024 💚
John Breen @breen.tech He/They. Queer.🏴
Tech worker (derogatory)
Software Architect at Antifa Enterprises
Fuck fascism
📍: Northern Virginia
mothra stewart @gorl.gay i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie.
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social i write social justice grants.
fundingforsocialchange.com
listen to D&D comedy Dice Funk
linktr.ee/dicefunk
bipolar audhd queer
my bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ccnscwnxtyi6c7xmenj4qql6/feed/aaafa6osl2agy
the postes @rem.bsjky.team
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is jerk
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social ✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro your favorite poster's favorite poster. pain in the ass but a delight. i like plants and sports a lot.
they gon judge me anyway, so whatever
do what you can
Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.phd PhD physics/MS microbiology;Black Lives Matter;Land Back;Pro-Abortion;he/they
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Banner: display on Beijing → Chengdu high speed train @ 349km/h
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ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
AI IS NOT ART
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
mizer @mizer.bsky.social normal
Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social Smart dumbass, dumb smartass.
2025 movie watch feed: https://bsky.app/profile/bonuseruptus.bsky.social/feed/aaaaxprtb4y7i
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social Chicago
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“Your posts always make my day worse, in a vaguely pleasant way” @bullgooseparty
“ill fight you ill kill god” -@elleg96
“Nothing you do is okay” -@daveanthony
anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social likes: corgis, psychology, memes, devin booker; dislikes: chronic pain, leaf blowers, patrick beverley, scurvy. 78% of skeets are for dramatic effect only
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
$kristyclueless
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moss, fossils, haiku & books
📚 who prose there? pod 📖
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiNFe6jLlvM&pp=ygUPd2hvIHByb3NlIHRoZXJl0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD&ra=m
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banner: trent reznor
Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social Just a nice, normal internet guy, doin Nature Facts, come hang out! (okay so you guys ready to do some communisms or what??)
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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here’s a menace,
better known for other work
it/they (we)
https://ko-fi.com/postes
Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social •Fairy Bitch
•SHITPOSTER
•Technically, Megan
•Incredibly Stressful
•Clout Goblin Princess
•Equally known and unknowable
•LCSW
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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social Chicago basketball. INFJ. he/him.
Occasional WNBA and NCAAW content for Swish Appeal (@swishappeal.bsky.social) and SB Nation (@sbnation.bsky.social)
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
Nightlight Hotel Discord: https://discord.gg/WYmaCq6EB
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He/him
PFP by @dsoart.com
Amazon Piss Jugs @amazonpissjugs.bsky.social where are all my commie socialist anarchist leftist freak friends on here (he/him)
Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social He/him
AuDHD
Sober 5years
Amateur painter
ork collector and understander!
Husbant
4year old wrangler
cat sanctuary ruler
I like flowers frogs an turtles!
giant robots are cool!
#Godzilla #fannibal #warhammer #chiptastic
Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
mojito friend @mojitofiend.bsky.social enjoyer of movies, and things of that nature
worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social Hi
kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social adoptee, crafter, archery enthusiast. proud luddite. siempre picheo, enrolo otra vez. they/she 🇲🇽🌈
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
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America's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin. Now on the loose kicking the ass of every other dad in America
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans
Paid techlash actor
Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Chris A Field, Otherverse Games @otherverseg.bsky.social Founder of Otherverse Games. Transformer Nerd. Ex-Navy. Pro-choice pagan badass. He/him.
Same handle on the Muskhole.
saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo.bsky.social fix your hearts or die
columbus, oh
patty
Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social very little gravitas indeed
Ham Roids @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social they/them causing may/hem - local cryptid - your pet's reply guy
Anti-Nazi. Anti-Zionist. Antifascist. Free Palestine.
🇵🇸
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social he’s skeeting with the angels now 
Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social Just a dumb cowboy at heart
Bat enthusiast 🦇
Art, history, and art history
Jewish disabled leftist Texan
They/she
Hoon McMunch (in space*) @biasbe.bsky.social my life a moonvie by martian scorsese
Header by @birdfakes.bsky.social
*Latest fad
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🏴⚠️ Stateless-Affiliated Media
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without the binery, and slowly filling with estrogen like a balloon, they/her
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
💚𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💚 @drucifer.bsky.social 🥝Hobbies: Witchy Shit👻, Tennis🎾, Karting🏎️🥝
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🍐(they/them, only bro me if you know me)🍐
S N O R E T W E N N Y @handle.invalid i’m not smart, i’m on blue sky
My Bits Are My Own
she/they
Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network He/Him, 40, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
Barbie Girl, Interrupted @leesha.bsky.social I like to have fun online
Interests: history, music, Judaism, politics, animals, & anything that makes me laugh (I already said politics, though).
heathen king @heathenking.bsky.social Rebel scum, independent author. he/him
grantpiercy.com
reply guise @acabforcutie.gglight.work @comradeddie in the bad place | he/him | Mexicano | Palestine will be free | not voting for a genocide supporter | leftist | idiot 🇵🇸
Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
Blaze Ward @blazeward.bsky.social Indie Writer, Publisher. Science Fiction. Action-Thriller. Occasional Erotica.
Seattle-ish.
www.blazeward.com/books
Publisher: Boundaryshockquarterly.com
Publisher: Thrillridemagazine.com
knottedroadpress.com/shop
https://www.patreon.com/blazeward
Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid
Loomin' Onion™ @buckrawheat.bsky.social ˈrɑʤər ˈmɜrdɑk
from the river to the sea
trans rights are meatbag rights
some assembly required
²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social I am cursed
rawkitbawl @rawkitbawl.bsky.social Dayton Flyer/A10 basketball, Malazan, leftist things, FGC, indie music and games, etc. He/him.
Feeds here!
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