⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com IT Security Admin/Blue Team – He/Him/Fucker – Weapons Grade Shitposting
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights.
🅅 Veilid for the people.
Antifascist Tech Support ™️
Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508
MrJhnsn.com
SF, C
Allan @allanfriedman.bsky.social SBOM Champion. Paranoid about supply chains of all kinds. Former full-service technocrat at CISA, NTIA. Lapsed{engineer, academic, author}. Now wandering the world doing acts of infosec-goodness, & occasionally getting paid for it. Poster of food pics.
Julie O'Donoghue @jsodonoghue.bsky.social Senior writer at Louisiana Illuminator. I previously worked at The Times-Picayune, St. Louis Public Radio, The Connection Newspapers and The Northwest Current. Macalester College and Northwestern University alum.
LSU @lsu.bsky.social The official account of Louisiana State University 💜💛
We Build Teams That Win #WBTTW
Indivisible Baton Rouge ❌👑 @indivisbatonrouge.bsky.social We're the Baton Rouge, Louisiana chapter of
@indivisible.org.
We organize people in the capital city area to support what’s good for democracy and fight against what isn’t. We're a diverse group of folks here to help each other through trying times.
Louisiana Democrats @lademos.bsky.social Official home of the #LADemos. DO SOMETHING today and help us elect more Democrats in Louisiana!
Young Democrats of Louisiana @ydlouisiana.bsky.social The official twitter page of Young Democrats of Louisiana. Our mission is to engage, educate, and empower youth across this state!
ydla.org
Louisiana Illuminator @lailluminator.com Independent, nonprofit, nonpartisan news organization with a mission to cast light on decisions made in Baton Rouge and their impact across the state.
Subscribe to our FREE daily e-newsletter: https://lailluminator.com/subscribe/
✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social Screenwriter. A walking study in demonology. Film Student. Engineer. Cinephile. Astrophotographer. Anarchist. Monster Movie Maven. MUA. Mad Max Historian. Pug mother. Jeff VanderMeer stan. She/Her
🎥 https://www.patreon.com/ElizabethWalker
Listifications @listifications.app Follow me to receive notifications via DM whenever you're added to a starter pack, block list, feed or when someone blocks your account.
Follow @unsub.blocks.listifications.app to opt out of direct block notifications.
Luke McGee @lukemcgee.bsky.social Emmy-award-winning journalist
https://lukemcgee.substack.com/
luke@luke-mcgee.com
————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social hacker. philosopher. linguist. mathematician. scientist. scholar. poet. AI exploiter. finder of secrets and shortcuts and terrible truths. weaponized autistic inference. always doing many things at once. “we must know, we shall know.” github.com/da5ch0
drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social the drilbot, blue sky edition | community prompted, somewhat generated, creature curated | probably shouldn't be here if you're a minor
Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social And by my hand, the meat shall brown, crisp, and sear !
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
Liz James @belizzard.bsky.social Research Engineer: Cybersecurity in Cyber Physical Systems mostly with a focus on Transport (and adjacent systems).
3D Printing and Modelling Nerd, lapsed musician.
I do have a doctorate (EngD) but will run away if it's used as something notable about me
Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog Trans liberation and information security. @transsafety.network
Manchester, UK
Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor.bsky.social Quality neighborhood drama. Chief Lurker: @jenn.bsky.social
twitter.com/bestofnextdoor
dell cameron @dell.bsky.social Senior writer @WIRED.com
Natsec, ADINT, surveillance
Signal: dell.3030
kat cosgrove @kat.lol village sorcerer @villagesql.com
kubernetes steering committee, release team subproject lead, sig docs tech lead, uwubernetes, colorado springs via memphis
she/they
✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay the sea hates a coward
they/he
southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social Writer, lawyer, Dodger fan, internet dog. nycsouthpaw18 at gmail.
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom
Phil Hagen @philhagen.com DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!)
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
Acyn @acyn.bsky.social Senior Digital Editor for MeidasTouch.com
Clips made with SnapStream
Internet Hooligan...
Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com Comics? On the INTERNET?? On WWW DOT BSKY DOT APP??
Poll Tracker 📊 @polltracker.bsky.social Tracking the latest polls in US politics
Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)
linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
https://www.accidentalciso.net
charli xkcd @ky.fyi body { will-change: transform; }
💌 https://ky.fyi
📺 https://hypertext.tv
🏳️⚧️ @namesake.fyi
CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org Numbers 22:30
“the personality of the honey badger, the conviction of Lex Luthor and the work ethic of the dog from Hee Haw.” Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw
@ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense as a vocation ;]
躺平
WAFB @wafb.com WAFB Channel 9 in Baton Rouge IS Louisiana's News Channel | #1 news, weather, and sports station in south Louisiana.
@hbourgie.bsky.social @hbourgie.bsky.social
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Video Games Out of Context 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 @videogamesooc.bsky.social I post video games out of context.
Main: https://bsky.app/profile/hypershrimpp.bsky.social
Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social i’m michael 🐧 33, he/they, VA 🐧 all I know is emo music, drafting pokémon, flop, be asexual, eat nerds rope cluster, and lie
Hecks A. Decimal @hecks.lol I’m back like I left my car keys
anna (they/them) @annapagnacco.com hello, i’m looking for a zebra?
chronically ill but still pretty chill. i used to work in cyber defence policy, now i 𝖼̶𝗈̶𝗆̶𝗉̶𝗅̶𝖺̶𝗂̶𝗇̶ ̶𝖺̶𝖻̶𝗈̶𝗎̶𝗍̶ research it at @css.ethz.ch.
personal profile, longer stuff @ itsallcyber.baby
Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social Additional obscure Mario content for http://suppermariobroth.com.
Now on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/suppermariobroth
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)
Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social I draw Penny Arcade, founded the PAX gaming expo and the Child’s Play charity.
Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com cybersecurity weather man. scanning the horizons for cloudy cyber. Expert at nothing except computer rubbish. Anti-ransomware since 2015.
Chris Krebs @thekrebscycle.bsky.social Aka @c_c_krebs over there
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com Independent journalist, SnapStream brand ambassador, and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter https://www.publicnotice.co/subscribe
Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social Bronx boy. Cubs fan. Dad, husband, writer, podcaster and cable news host.
The Sirens’ Call: How Attention Became the World’s Most Endangered Resource out now.
https://sirenscallbook.com/
El Jefe De Security ("Retired" ) @eljefe.social I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, RETIRED Keeper of Secrets in MSR, FORMER Inquisitor of the CTO, LAST Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
Ryan North @ryannorth.ca You know, the @qwantz.com guy! The How To [Invent Everything | Take Over The World] guy? The Fantastic Four / Flash / Squirrel Girl guy? The non-linear Shakespeare guy? The "stuck in a hole with his dog" guy?
Look... I'm a lot of guys
🔗 ryannorth.ca
stephen fowler @stphnfwlr.com political reporter in ATL covering the south + future of GOP/Dem parties + ??? for @npr.org | always thinking of bourbon, biscuits and buc-ee’s
newsletter: stphnfwlr.com
stories: https://www.npr.org/people/1219684807/stephen-fowler
maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay it/she
investigative journalist, hacktivist, dj, award losing musician and many other things
signal: @nyancrimew.01
im THAT fucker, look me up on wikipedia
some posts may be by ryan
https://maia.crimew.gay
Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me Security Curmudgeon for Microsoft .NET
Do you really think work wants my social media opinions?
Not nice, but kind - @medus4.com
🇮🇪 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
Lily Hay Newman @lhn.bsky.social Security reporter for WIRED Magazine. she/her/my man. Signal +1 (347) 722-1347
Vittoria Elliott @telliotter.bsky.social Senior Reporter @Wired covering platforms + power
https://www.wired.com/author/vittoria-elliott/
Signal: velliott88.18/vittoria89.82
elliott.vittoria@proton.me OR vittoria_elliott@wired.com
Andy Greenberg @agreenberg.bsky.social Writer for WIRED. Author of SANDWORM. Latest book, TRACERS IN THE DARK: The Global Hunt for the Crime Lords of Cryptocurrency, out now. agreenberg@wired.com. Andy.01 on Signal.
@emaxwell9.bsky.social @emaxwell9.bsky.social
🗽LOLGOP🗽 @thefarce.org Less estranged from Elon than most of his kids
Is he currently a trillionaire? And why should we care?
https://stopthetrillionaires.com/trillionaire-status
emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social Coverage of American authoritarianism with a focus on legal cases. An American-Irish in Limerick, Ireland.
Legendary potty mouth!
jamelle @jamellebouie.net The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group.
Send me your mutual aid requests.
T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social In-House Counsel @ BigTech. Ex-"Computers Guy," then decade litigating 1A in NC+TX. Servant to two cats (and a dog and a wife). Armchair Philanthropist.
(@greg_doucette on ExTwitter)
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling.
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com threads.com/@malwaretech
https://linkedin.com/in/malwaretech
https://marcushutchins.com
dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social universally beloved author
www.danozzi.com
linktr.ee/danozzi
kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net Unheil-bringer. architecture critic @thenation.com
my blogs are https://late-review.com, https://wehwalt.net and mcmansionhell.com
she/they
Dustin Granger @grangerforla.bsky.social Girl Dad, financial advisor/CFP, Louisiana Democrats Treasurer, DSCC 35B, and former candidate for Louisiana state Treasurer 🌱 Invest in People to 📈
skooks @skookses.bsky.social they told me we'd be finished by now
📍New Orleans
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
FactCheckAGLandry @factcheckaglandry.bsky.social Fact checker of Louisiana’s Governor and general pointer-outer of hypocrisy from LA politicians. Armed with Google, not a law degree.
Satan @thedevil.bsky.social It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible
fascists not welcome
Better than the one on twitter.
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion Newsletter: https://theonion.com/newsletters/
Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net Noted idiot. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work.
Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦
https://syfuhs.net/
Sean Gallagher @thepacketrat.net Birb stalker. Cat tree. Cyber Threat Researcher. Recovering cyber and natsec reporter. Meme war and US Navy veteran.
@thepacketrat everywhere since 1994. These posts are not my employers’. https://falling-anvil.com
bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social Security Consultant & Founder, Sonar Security | Red Siege, VMware Tanzu, NASA GSFC, Apple, 18F | art, lego, board games, comics, cute animals |🧛🏻♀️⛵️
Ray [REDACTED] @rayredacted.com Past: Host of "Tribe of Hackers"; Assoc. Producer "Darknet Diaries."
Current: Cybersecurity researcher and executive. Also, father of the fastest climber who has ever lived. Seriously.
Warning: I talk about my son ALOT
“Ut scandis, alios subleva.”
Tarah Wheeler @tarah.org CSO of TPO.group ♦️ EFF Board of Directors♦️she/her ♦️ bestselling author but only that one time
🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol Hacker, dev, CEO of @grokability.com, author, speaker, open sourcerer, sudo incarnate, poo doula. I make @snipeitapp.com. Was @snipeyhead. Married to @uberbrady.com. Vivo em Lisboa 🇵🇹. #Laravel #FOSS
🔗 snipe.net
🔗 snipe.pt
🐘 @snipe@hachyderm.io
Deviant Ollam ツ @deviantollam.bsky.social Philadelphian in Cascadia. Vociferous champion for Oxford commas, two spaces after a period, and ellipses. I break into buildings. 🔓
"Even if the world were ending tomorrow, I would still plant a tree." 🌲
(he/they)
Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com I am eminently qualified to speak from experience about a variety of dumpster fires.
ICS DFIR at Dragos, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts my own. Enby. 🏳️🌈
Katie Moussouris (she/her/she-hulk/she-ra)🌻 @k8em0.bsky.social Founder & CEO LutaSecurity @payequitynow MIT&Harvard visiting scholar, @MasonNatSec fellow, 1/2 Chamoru, 1/2 Greek all-American hacker
Alyssa Miller 🦄👩✈️ @alyssam-infosec.com Hacker, CISO, and commercial pilot. Certified Bluesky Elder. Author and International Speaker, Chief advocate of #DoBetterBeBetter
Compassion and empathy are traits in short supply but necessary to make this world a better place.
alyssasec.com
SANS.edu Internet Storm Center @sansisc.bsky.social http://isc.sans.edu - Global Network Security Information Sharing Community - Daily blogs and cyber security news podcast.
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.
Matt Blaze @mattblaze.org Scientist, safecracker, etc. McDevitt Professor of Computer Science and Law at Georgetown. So-called expert on election security and a few other things. Slow photographer. RF nerd. Occasionally blogs at https://mattblaze.org/blog
Jayson E. Street💜🤗💜 @jaysonstreet.bsky.social Hacker - Helper - Human
JaysonEStreet.com
Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com Mad Scientist and Necromancer, she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
AuADHD creature of elemental internet
collector of keysmashes
used to be called Foone, before the war
CyberODB @cyberodb.bsky.social 🏴CyberSecurity/Helldesk Veteran, Hip-Hop Nerd, Maker of bad projects, Slurpee Stan, ADHD AF, haver of problems.
order of the homies
father/son black parade event organizer @badconfig.bsky.social feral. i do computer. autistic. sa survivor. exmo. lowercase enthusiast. analog photography dabbler. do as thou wilt and be excellent to each other
any/any
TypePromiscuous @evilt.win Hyperthreading and a reckless disregard for human life. Opinions are not my corporate lords and masters.
Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social Just thinking out loud.
JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social JER. 30 y/o music composer, performer, educator, and CEO of SKA 🏁// They/Them 🏳️⚧️
Debut Record “Bothered / Unbothered - JER” out now via Bad Time Records
Kevin Devine @kevinpdevine.bsky.social music, ephemera
kevindevine.net
Patreon.com/kevindevine